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By John Birmingham

These hilarious stories of city terror demonstrate the darkish fact hidden at the back of 3 probably blameless words―a word that you've got visible 100 instances earlier than yet won't ever view within the similar mild again―


John Birmingham's rendering of a existence in percentage homes will go away you giggling, cringing and reminiscing approximately your individual brushes with the mad, undesirable citizens of flate mate hell.

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For the entire whiskey and cash; Michael Duffy. ¶ And for devotion to the reason above and past the decision of responsibility; The offended, Macintosh-punching Peter Rohen, the relentless, pink pen-wielding Howard Stringer and the bad previous lengthy agony Heather Vaile. THE TASMANIAN BABES FIASCO John Birmingham Sequel to He Died with a Felafel in his Hand, this novel is the tale of 7 days in a shared loved ones. while JB and his flatmates absorb the recent man they've got their doubts. The Celine Dion albums, the hordes of fluffy crammed animals and the plastic-covered floral-pattern love seat may still set their risk detectors making a song. yet not anyone is being attentive. inside of days their apartment has develop into a swirling maelstrom of loss of life steel junkies and Drug battle narcs, stolen items and employed goons, Tasmanian Babes, karate dykes, evil Yuppies, dopey vegetables, and the Sandmen of the phobia facts. Now the flatmates have one week to sober up, locate thousand funds and capture the runaway new man sooner than Pauline Hanson, the government, law enforcement officials, crims, their landlord and a few very indignant lesbians tear their residence down and stomp them to jelly. Can a number of hapless losers wish to defeat such an unholy alliance?

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