By Seth MacFarlane
From the author of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is bored stiff with the tough lifetime of the yank frontier, the place it sort of feels every thing and whatever can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected ingesting water. Tumbleweed abrasion. anything known as “toe-foot.” Even a visit to the outhouse. convinced, there are 1000000 how you can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it good judgment. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert makes a decision to struggle back—even although he can’t shoot, experience, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a stunning gunslinger who’s difficult adequate for the either one of them. Unfortunately, she’s married to the most important, meanest, so much jealous badass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply chanced on one million and one how one can die within the West.